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Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Are you a video game cause I think your my "Destiny"
Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.
Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. Girl,
I got more game than a Xbox One!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you
Is your name Joy. Cause I want you to jump on my stick?
How about we take a Mario Kart back to my place and I show you why they call me a Super Smash Brother.
Are you made of Diamonds, because I'm digging you.
Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.
Is your daddy Scorpion?, cause when I saw you, all I could think is "Come here".
I like to Pikachu when you're naked!
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
Hey girl do you play Minecraft? Because if you do I sure wanna play creative with you!
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
Don't worry about that Nintendo Switch, I want to play with your xBox.
If Princess Toadstool Peach looked liked you, I would have killed King Bowser Koopa years ago
Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I'll fuck you till you got 3 red rings.
Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
If I was Mario, you would be my only star.
How about you be a N64 controller and I tilt that middle control stick like hundreds of times.
Hey babe, I hear you're a pilot, wanna pull up on my joystick.
You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.
Wanna play some Nintendo 69.
Everytime we meet, I feel like the Creeper in my pants are about to explode.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you a Nintendo 64, because I've brought my rumble pak.
I'm like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
Are we playing Minecraft? Cause your like a pressure plate, turning me on.
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