GamerLeash

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Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2. 

Are you a video game cause I think your my "Destiny" 

Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together. 

Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. Girl, 

I got more game than a Xbox One! 

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you 

Is your name Joy. Cause I want you to jump on my stick? 

How about we take a Mario Kart back to my place and I show you why they call me a Super Smash Brother. 

Are you made of Diamonds, because I'm digging you. 

Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian. 

Is your daddy Scorpion?, cause when I saw you, all I could think is "Come here".

I like to Pikachu when you're naked! 

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you. 

My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft) 

What do you say I take my flag to your base and score? 

Hey girl do you play Minecraft? Because if you do I sure wanna play creative with you! 

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away. 

Don't worry about that Nintendo Switch, I want to play with your xBox. 

If Princess Toadstool Peach looked liked you, I would have killed King Bowser Koopa years ago 

Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I'll fuck you till you got 3 red rings. 

Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match? 

If I was Mario, you would be my only star. 

How about you be a N64 controller and I tilt that middle control stick like hundreds of times. 

Hey babe, I hear you're a pilot, wanna pull up on my joystick. 

You must be from nether, because you are out of this world. 

Wanna play some Nintendo 69. 

Everytime we meet, I feel like the Creeper in my pants are about to explode. 

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow. 

Are you a Nintendo 64, because I've brought my rumble pak. 

I'm like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode. 

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear? 

How many COD points does it take to unlock you? 

Are we playing Minecraft? Cause your like a pressure plate, turning me on.