And the warp zones Mario takes leads him to the Mushroom Kingdom. Yeah The Mushroom Kingdom. It's like heaven for shroom eaters. Now the Toads who are little midgets have mushroom shape heads, And the Goombas are also walking Mushrooms. (Like I wrote before) That have feet under their heads. Now in the Japanese version of Super Mario Bros. 2. One mushroom is so poisoness that if you eat it has small Mario. It will kill you. I'm sure Mario loves muSHROOMs on his Pasta or Pizza. But driving in his gataway car still won't make Mario NOT have a hangover from being high.
Now think about this RACISM. Mario is fat he as a mustache he's speaks english in a Italian accent. And he's a plumber? Have you even seen Mario plumb anything, besides his golden blonde hair Princess Peach Toadstool's golden hairy hole? And he even used to be a carpenter. In the TV show of Super Mario Bros. The two plumbers are from Brooklyn New York. and New York is one of the biggest cities in the world. so buying SHROOMS from a drug dealer in the dark alley is easy if you have the cash. I hope Mario didn't clean out his Mushroom Valley Bank account to get to Shroom Heaven?
And what about Murder?
Mario is full bloody Italian. I'm sure he whacked a couple of guys
for selling him non high mushrooms back in NYC. But when Mario is in the
Mushroom Kingdom, Mario doesn't have any humans to kill. So he stomps
When he get's those high quality super shrooms he'll go and jump on
everything or any kind of creature. and the goombas, Koopa troopa's, and
the spiked creatures that are drop out from a cloud don't even try to
attack Mario! They're just walking. Minding their own buisness!! Mario
just have to watch out for the countdown clock, the bottomless pits, and
King Bowser Koopa's traps. And think about this. Luigi is the black
sheep of the Mario Bros. But he's in on every single thing that his
older fat brother does. Looks like they will be in prison for a while.
And also Mario & Lugi are canibals. The Mushrooms that come out of a
question mark blocks are the DECAPITATED HEADS OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE!!!!! Now that is just sick. and how long would it be until Mario eats the Toads alive? And how long do you think it will take for the Mario bros to be spotted? or even aressted? The wanted posters are up.
Mario should go to rehab to admit he has a muSHROOM addiction problem. and straighten his life around. But in the end you can't help but love those Itailian Plumbers who go out of there way to save the princess.